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Contents 1 General 2 Pages created by Calmypal (other than this one, of course) 2.1 Number pages 3 Articles which have inspired Calmypal to contribute to Wikisource 4 To-do list 5 Quotes

[edit] General

Calmypal, current and second Emperor of the United States, lives in Pennsauken, New Jersey. His hobbies include reading, fishing, Esperanto, Wikipedia, and thinking. He finds great humor in the fact that two great-grandfathers of his changed their names and left their respective countries of Italy and Sweden. Two of his favorite authors are Simon Winchester and Edgar Allan Poe. Francis Hopkinson was an ancestor of his. Calmypal supports Allwiki.

Calmypal's birthday is October 10. Give him money and cookies.

[edit] Pages created by Calmypal (other than this one, of course)

• Act of God
• Aja (album)
• Better Business Bureau
• Communists for Kerry
• Darwin Awards (Created page called "Darwin Award" when there was already a page at Darwin Awards. Darwin Award absorbed Darwin Awards and was then moved to it.)
• Department of Motor Vehicles
• Dominican Republic-Central America Free Trade Agreement
• Eight Crazy Nights
• Emmanuel Goldstein
• Ernest Vincent Wright
• The First 20 Million Is Always The Hardest
• Gaucho (album)
• Honorificabilitudinitatibus, though most of the work was done by VerbalHerbal, Raul654, and Wik.
• How to keep an idiot busy for hours
• John Hanson (politician)
• John Marshall Harlan
• Katy Lied
• Mark Twain's Library of Humor
• Mr. Deeds
• Preston Blake
• List of prime numbers
• Resignation
• Riskopoly
• Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Originally Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Started as substub.)
• The Royal Scam
• Space Bullet Trauma
• Steve Silverman
• Template:USpresidents
• Wikipedia:Tutorial (page 7) (Moved old content to page 8 and wrote new namespace tutorial)
• Whitcomb Judson
• The Wicked Bible
• Wikipedians by facial hair and favorite ice cream flavor, the latter being inspired by a comment made by Pakaran on the votes for deletion page about the former.

[edit] Number pages

• 50110 (number) (deleted)
• 2147483647

[edit] Articles which have inspired Calmypal to contribute to Wikisource

• Articles of Confederation
• Gadsby
• Garden of Eden (Paradise Lost)
• Micronation (The Montevideo Convention)

[edit] To-do list

Here are some tasks you can do:

• Wikify: Active safety, Barbara 'Baz' Wilder, Grayed out, Quarter Midget racing, Vaid, Center for Arms Control and Non-Proliferation, Tape baking Backlog...
• Cleanup: Wild Jimmy Spruill, Sigrid D. Peyerimhoff, Silver Springs, Ocala and Gulf Railroad, Politics of Manchukuo, Backlog...
• Stubs: Sportscaster, Member of the Scottish Parliament, Continental Europe, City of license, Marche, Aube, Brig, More...
• Verify: Badr Bin Muhammad Bin Abdullah Bin Jalawi al-Saud, Mark Falco, Nihilism, Chiminea, Endowment tax, Gerrus, Backlog...
• Update: Labour and Social Justice Party, First Battalion, Abdul Razzaq, Liberalisterne, 2005-2006 Thai political crisis, More...
• Neutral Point of View (NPOV): Katherine Albrecht, Production car racing, Axis of evil, Outcome-based education, Modern Taiwanese Language, Backlog...
• Copyedit: Workflow recovery, Paul Abbott, Vanda Miss Joaquim, Necessary and sufficient conditions, Kildare GAA, Samsun, More...
• Merge: Jang Keum-song, Mechagodzilla, Joseph Bismuth, Gain (detergent), Blue Cross and Blue Shield Association, Backlog...
• Style: Royal Doulton, JS Clayden, WKT Sealant, Tannirubhavi Beach, Ash Comic Convention, ENKA Schools, BibliOZ, More...
• Expand: Craig Morgan (album), APXS, Dysentery, University of Calgary, Chandpur District, More...
• Requests: Magic Edge, Harrod-neutral, Interior solution, Charlse S. Wright, Pasillo, Merengue tipico cibaeno, SVAR, More...
• Mediation Cabal: Mitrokhin Archive, false attribution, LaRouche intro, Alan Oakley, Metropolis Magazine, Second Life, More...
• Cleanup backlogs - Review recent overhauls - Active fixup projects - Maintenance projects - Maintenance COTW: be merged

• Keep my friend from vandalising George W. Bush
• Completely break down Wikipedia:Dewey Decimal System into separate pages
• Breakdown states in Wikipedia:Wikipedians into counties

[edit] Quotes

• "That government is best which governs not at all." - Henry David Thoreau
• "No person shall be arbitrarily placed under arrest, detention, or exile." - The Universal Declaration of Human Rights
• "And that's the end of that chapter!" - Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)
• "Just as eating contrary to the inclination is injurious to the health, so study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in." - Leonardo da Vinci (translated from Italian)
• "[A] wise and frugal Government...shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government." - Thomas Jefferson
• "A universal feeling, whether well or ill-founded, cannot be safely disregarded." - Abraham Lincoln