William Archibald Spooner
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William Archibald Spooner (July 22, 1844–August 29, 1930) was educated at Oswestry School and New College, Oxford, the first non-Wykehamist to be so, and became an Anglican priest and a scholar. He was ordained deacon in 1872 and priest in 1875.
During a 60-year association with Oxford University in England, he became fellow (1867), lecturer (1868), tutor (1869), dean (1876–1889) and warden (from 1903) of New College; he lectured on ancient history, philosophy—especially on Aristotle's ethics—and divinity.
According to the February 1995 edition of Reader's Digest:
- Spooner was an albino, small, with a pink face, poor eyesight, and a head too large for his body. His reputation was that of a genial, kindly, hospitable man.
- Spooner seems to have been something of an absent-minded professor. He once invited a faculty member to tea "to welcome our new archaeology Fellow."
- "But, sir," the man replied, "I am our new archaeology Fellow."
- "Never mind," Spooner said, "Come all the same."
Spooner has become famous for his "spoonerisms", funny mis-statements that result from the transposition of initial consonants. Few if any of his own spoonerisms were deliberate, and many of those attributed to him are apocryphal. Spooner himself hated the reputation he gained for getting his words muddled.
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[edit] Quotations
- In the opinion of Roy Harrod, William Spooner overtopped all the heads of Oxford and Cambridge colleges he had known "having regard to his scholarship, devotion to duty, and wisdom".
- "Come into the arms of the shoving leopard" instead of the "come into the arms of the loving shepherd" that he meant to say in one of his homilies.
- After the concept of spoonerisms became known, Spooner once denounced a crowd that had gathered to hear him speak by saying, "You haven't come for my lecture, you just want to hear one of those... things."
- "You have hissed my mystery lesson" instead of "you have missed my history lesson", talking to a group of students who were late for a class. May be apocryphal.
One recorded incident had Spooner write a note asking for a fellow lecturer at New College to see him immediately about a matter. The note had a postscript informing the lecturer that the matter had been resolved and he no longer needed to see him.
[edit] Trivia
- The Middle Common Room of New College is informally known as "The Rooner Spoom", in Spooner's honour.[1]
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[edit] External links
- Who was Dr. Spooner of "spoonerism" fame? (from The Straight Dope website)
- The 'Brief History of The College' states that Dr. Spooner 'almost certainly never uttered a 'spoonerism,' but equally certainly had a number of curious verbal traits'. (From the website of New College, where Dr. Spooner was a fellow.)
