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My Stats
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Tiny Parts Of My, Er, Whole...
Wikipedia
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This user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay. |
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WikiDefcon 4
Low to normal levels of vandalism from shared IPs and experimenting users. |
| Seems like a normal night -- lucasbfr talk 03:16, 12 December 2006 (UTC) |
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This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy. |
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Wikipedia is not censored for minors.* |
linkspam |
This user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor. |
vanity |
This user supports the removal of Vanity pages with extreme prejudice. |
Info
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This user believes that all articles should have an infobox. |
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This user believes that articles are useless without images. |
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This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. |
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This user spends far too much time editing their user page. |
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This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. |
| Too many userboxes |
This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
More About Me
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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
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This user is a professional editor. |
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This user is of multiple ancestries. |
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This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border. |
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This user is made out of Carbon.
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| UTC-6 |
This user's time zone is UTC-6. |
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This user has visited 15 of the 50 States.
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This user does not smoke. |
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This user has one or more cats. |
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This user is a cats lover. |
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This user's home is overrun with cats. |
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This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair. |
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This user would like to own one or more dogs. |
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This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |
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This user is NOT known for taking himself too seriously. |
Geek Stuff
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This user contributes using Notepad. |
Religion and Politics
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This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. |
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This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion. |
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This user is probably going to Hell. |
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This user does not believe in the supernatural until proven wrong. |
| EAC |
This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga! |
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This user supports the legalization of cannabis. |
That’s Entertainment!
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This user enjoys playing Euchre. |
| Cards |
This user enjoys playing UNO. |
| Cards |
This user enjoys playing spades. |
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This user enjoys playing hearts. |
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This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
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This user watches The Wire.
Listen carefully... |
| LOST |
4…8…15…16…23…42…
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This user is a Browncoat.
We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty. |
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This user is a fan of Heroes. Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities. |
| M.D. |
This user likes watching House. |
| trek |
This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding? |
| iPod |
This user is under the control of an iPod. |
Ha Ha I Think I’m Funny
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This user is aware that they have a userbox addiction, and they have admitted that they are powerless. |
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This user wishes that they did not crave greasy, tasty hash browns (slathered in ketchup) for breakfast, and is certainly not "loving it*!"
* whatever "it" might be, especially if "it" is being tubby, which this user is, unfortunately... |
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This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. |
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If you can read this, you have really good vision. |
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It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution. |
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
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This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is. |
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What? It's already Tuesday? How the time flies when you're editing... |
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This user loves deadlines. He or she loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by. |
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
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* This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! |
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[edit] Hello!
Welcome to my user page. I am a "weirdo" (by the standards of others, not by my own) and an actor. I am also a comedian (I perform stand-up comedy, sketch comedy and improv comedy), a singer, a writer (a comedy sketch writer, a playwright, a screenwriter, a lyricist, a poet, and a technical writer), a theatre and film director, a film editor, a theatrical producer, a technical theatre designer (including scenic design, sound design and lighting design), and a zillion other things I won't bore you with. I am a (self-proclaimed) polymath, which is a geeky (read: arrogant) way of saying "renaissance man". I am also a polyhistor and a philomath, or so it would seem. Wow. I'm AWESOME! Um. Yes. Oh, I'm also on wiktionary.
[edit] Notes & Reminders To Myself
- Mind your head.
- Try not to be a dick. Try HARD.
- The universe/wikiverse does not revolve around you.
- Beware the The Wrong Version!!!
- Don't forget the wisdom of Durova.
- Don't engage in necrosadistic animal training (thanks, Elaragirl!)
- When one engages a troll in a "troll battle"; one, in essence, becomes a troll. Perhaps it's really not that cut and dried; but it's good to at least try to live that motto. Or put more simply, you shouldn't complain about sharks when you're the one holding the chum bucket...
- When you start taking Wikipedia too personally (or too seriously), take a Wikibreak.
- Your mission with vandals is "Revert, warn, move on". Move up to "Revert, warn, involve admins, move on" only when necessary. Please don't forget the "move on" part.
- Keep a civil tongue in your, uh, head. Or civil fingers on your keyboard/mouse. Whatever. Be civil. Especially to jerks. Kill them with kindness.
- Do not insult the vandals. Pity them? Yes. But don't insult them. Wait, did I just insult them, a little? Damn.
- Do not bite the newcomers. I was once a snarky newcomer, with a quick off-topic comment, joke or jibe...I sort of still am. Growing pains are rough, and learning "the way things work" around here can involve a steep learning curve. Listen, and be kind, even when they are not. Think about how you would have liked to be treated when you were young and tender, and act accordingly. Put yourself in their place. Not so comfy without all your tools, knowledge and tricks, is it?
- Tips for the angry new user (thanks, Gamaliel & E. Sn0 =31337!)
- Every day, take some time to smell the flowers.
- Don't forget to LAUGH!
[edit] My Clean-Up Queue
Recent changes
Grid of warnings
Administrator intervention against vandalism (AIV)
Requests for page protection (RPP)
Personal attack intervention noticeboard (PAIN)
Requests for investigation
Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents (ANI)
Criteria for speedy deletion
Suspected sock puppets (SSP)
Dealing with unsigned comments
[edit] CVU Article Watchlist
[edit] Contact List (in alpha order)
[edit] To-Do List
- Create separate (yet equal) page for userbox overflow.
- Create archive for Talk page.
- Create sandbox for userpage experimentation.
[edit] Important Policy, Guidelines, Boards and Links
Editing Cheatsheet
Policies and guidelines
Civility
Etiquette
Neutral point of view (NPOV)
What Wikipedia is not
Assume good faith (AGF)
Biographies of living persons/Noticeboard
Deletion policy
Guide to deletion
Dealing with unsigned comments
Naming conventions
Reference desk/Humanities
Mediation Cabal
Bounty board
Reward board
Most active Wikipedians
Barnstars
Test: Are You a Wikipediholic? (uh...yes?)
[edit] Research
Lamest edit wars
Historic WP debates
List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
[edit] Frequently Used Templates
Off/online status - {{User:Nishkid64/Status2}} + {{User:Nishkid64/StatusChange2|OMG}}
Citation needed - {{fact}}
Article needs references or sources - {{More sources}}
Article/section does not cite references or sources - {{Unreferenced}}
Section does not cite references or sources - {{Unreferencedsect}}
Cleanup tags
Cleanup/Date - {{cleanup-date|MONTH YEAR}}
Anonymous Vandal - {{subst:Anon vandal}}
Blatant Vandal - {{subst:blatantvandal}}
Personal Attack - {{subst:attack}}
Spam (0) - {{subst:spam0}}
Spam (1) - {{subst:spam1}}
Spam (2) - {{subst:spam2}}
Spam (2a) - {{subst:spam2a}}
Spam (3) - {{subst:spam3}}
Spam (last warning) - {{subst:spam4}}
Spam (only warning) - {{subst:spam4im}}
Page Blanking (1) - {{subst:blank}}
Page Blanking (2) - {{subst:blank2}}
Page Blanking (3) - {{subst:blank3}}
Page Blanking (4) - {{subst:blank4}}
Three Revert (1) - {{subst:3RR}}
Three Revert (2) - {{subst:3RR4}}
Spoiler - {{spoiler}}
End Spoiler - {{endspoiler}}
Bracket (sub name) - * '''[[|]]'''
Bracket (name okay) - * '''[[]]''' Bracket (user name) - * '''[[User:|]]'''
[edit] Userbox Pages
Aeon1006 (WikiStress)
[edit] Articles To Create
Short Introduction to English Grammar (see Robert Lowth for details)
Bindlestiff Family Cirkus
