| Old Quotes |
| "I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them." - Professor Frink |
| "De gustibus non est disputandum" or There must be no arguments regarding opinion - Anonymous |
| "Family, religion, friends... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." - Monty Burns |
| "I have the most powerful weapon of all...a brain." "A brain that fires bullets?" "No, just a brain." - Nebulous |
| "Fishing: It's a jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end." - Peter Corey |
| "Thanks ants. Thants." - Look Around You |
| "Son, if there's one thing this life has taught me, it's to avoid trouble just say nothing. Don't rock the boat. Don't even get in the boat! Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier. But don't go in the bathrooms; they're filthy!" - Homer Simpson |
| "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams |
| "You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about‽" — Chandler Bing, Friends |
