Celebrity Deathmatch

Sylvester Stallone: .

Don King: "

David Letterman & Jay Leno: .

Rosie O'Donnell: Sliced up when thrown through the Dome of Devistation.

Gary Oldman: Head crushed in Christopher Walken's hands.

Lenny Stanton: Nick Diamond collapsed him in head. (Unconfirmed)

Hanson: Sliced apart by chainsaw held by Zachary Hanson while attempting to cut down the rafters.

Puff Daddy: Sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile fingernails.

Chris Rock: Chopped into pieces by giant fan as it malfunctions.

Céline Dion: Her body exploded.

Don King: Controlled by Zatar the Alien.

Zatar the Alien: Nick Diamond breaks the alien's eye and plunge out its brain. But he's alive.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Jackie Chan uses Chuck Norris's arms to slice Jean-Claude Van Damme's head off.

Vanilla Ice: Crushed by Ice Cube (was frozen in an ice cube, then dropped).

Ayatollah Khomeini: Destroyed by a laser from Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative satellite defense program.

Penn: Eaten by a tiger.

Larry King: Crushed to pieces by a desk.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Slashed to death by mystery killer..

Paul Hogan: Impaled by sharp ring post; thrown on a grill to cook.

Antonio Banderas: Insides hit out like a pinata.

Yoko Ono: Crushed in a folding couch .

No Deaths: Busta Rhymes ran into the time machine and was teleported back to William Shakespeare's time of existence.

Tami: Head crushed by bicycle.

Puck: Thrown off his bike into tank of piranas.

Oliver Stone: Camera falls from helicopter and impales his eye.

Pat Sajak: Sliced up by the wheel from Wheel of Fortune.

Bill Clinton: Killed by poisonous hamburgers.

Saddam Hussein: Beaten to death with American flag pole.

Ben Stiller: Electrocuted.

Bob Dylan & Sid Fliggle: Electrocuted.

Moe Howard: Toilet plunger handle through the eye.

Larry Fine: Is turned into a sperm via time machine, and leaps into Luciano Pavarotti's eye.

Jose Carreras: Face is smashed in by a headbutt from Curly Howard.

Luciano Pavarotti: His face is torn off by Curly Howard.

Billy Crystal:Head torn off by Robin Williams.

Robin Williams: Broken in half by Whoopi Goldberg.

Harvey Keitel: Smashed into a wall.

Robot Hugh Grant: Andy Dick tears his heart out, only to find that he was fighting a robot.

Robot Nicky Diamond: Johnny Gomez rips out his robot heart because he was being too annoying.

Stacey Cornbred: Spontaneously combusts.

Peter Criss: Falls off turnbuckle and cracks skull on the steel stairs.

Lance Bass: Sliced deli-style by Paul Stanley's eye laser.

Justin Timberlake: Flattened by Ace Frehley and disintegrated by his guitar.

Joey Fatone: Takes a blow to the head from Ace Frehley's guitar (no evidence he died; he just got knocked out of the ring).

Paul Stanley: Accidentally burned to a crisp by Gene Simmons' firey breath.

Chris Kirkpatrick: Smashed by a falling Gene Simmons.

Keanu Reeves: Brad Pitt goes into his head, and beats up his brain.

Tiger Woods: Tennis balls shot up rectum until he exploded

Eriq La Salle: Gets Malaria.

Judge Judy: Electrocuted by a lamp

Cousin Grimm: Decipitated. He regenerates a moment later, however.

Pierce McCrack: Skull/spine ripped out, then impaled with it.

Carson Daly: Innards torn out by Joe C.

Eminem: After kicking Joe C. up to the top of the arena, he falls on Eminem's head, taking control of Eminem's body.

Kid Rock: After not acknowledging Joe C.'s efforts to help him win, Joe C. (using Eminem's body) jumps on Kid Rock, crushing his chest repeatedly.

Steven Spielberg: Gets torn to pieces by the ghosts of the Ark of the Covenant.

Melissa Joan Hart & Salem Saberhagen the cat: Crushed by a burning pole.

Reese Witherspoon: Cut into pieces by the ropes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Betty-Sue Olsen reaches into her back and pulls out a chicken that she ate.

Scott Wolf: Face sucked off by Betty-Sue Olsen.

Tommy Lee: Eaten by rabid monkeys.

Joe Pesci: Napoleon Bonaparte puts his smelly rotten hand (which he kept in his coat) into Joe Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out his ears.

Martin Lawerence: Head crushed by Kevin Bacon.

Jesse Ventura: Kevin Bacon punches a hole in him, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.

The Satyr: Blown in half by a Roman Candle in the rectum.

Jack the Ripper: Impaled by his own knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes closes his coat on him.

Zack de la Rocha & Tom Morello: Crushed, sliced up and stuffed in jars.

Mankind: Jumps from the arena roof and smashes the ring through the ground, taking James Hetfield, Mills Lane and the corpse of Fred Durst with him (Unconfirmed if he died)

James Hetfield: Killed in Mankind's jump stunt. (Unconfirmed)

James Gandolfini: Flushed down a toilet.

Eddie Murphy: Heart torn out and stuck in his head.

Courtney Love: Dave Grohl chews through a wire holding a piano, causing it to fall and crush Courtney Love.

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins: Head smacked off by poker table by Emily Robison.

Emily Robison: Head smashed when she is catapulted by Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes. (Unconfirmed)

Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas: Martie Maguire throws alcohol bottles into her mouth, then jumps on her head.

Martie Maguire & Natalie Maines: Smashed by a chandelier.

Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes: Hacked to pieces by Lucy Lawless upon trying to steal her trophy.

Keenen Ivory Wayans: Torn to pieces by Daniel Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin: Head eaten by Daniel Baldwin.

Marlon & Shawn Wayans: Are not saved from being buried.

William & Stephen Baldwin: Are not saved from being buried.

Timmy Leland: Nick thrown out him and he falls for stairs. (Unconfirmed)

Sandra Bullock: Chopped in half by Angelina Jolie's stretched lips as they come off the turnbuckle.

Cousin Grimm: After eating the small remains of Potato Khan, they get to his brain, and he tries to get them out by smashing his head into the turnbuckle and bashing his head with his club, which decapitates him.

George Lucas: In an attempt to escape from fans, George Lucas gets caught in a garbage disposal and is crushed.

Backstreet Boys: Electrocuted.

Bob Costas: Murdered by John Tesh (actual death occured before the show, but Johnny Gomez discovers his remains after this fight.)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall puts a sandal into her head, then twists her head off.

Kim Cattrall: Torn in half by Kristin Davis's back massager.

Kristin Davis: Turned to stone when Nick Diamond accidentally reveals Medusa's head.

Katie Holmes: Dies in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They all perish in the explosion of Keri Russell (One survivor, but his head is torn off by Sam Donaldson)

blink-182: No evidence that they die. Their robot simply gets split in half from the waist.

Kevin Spacey: Eaten by Dave Thomas

David Blaine Knocked into a piranha tank and eaten by the piranhas.

Corey Feldman & Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by ladder.

J.K. Rowling: Head kicked off by Stephen King's robotic leg.

George Harrison: Beaten mercilessly by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Beating ends with Paul McCartney jumping on his head.

Beck: Neck twisted and head punched off by Bach.

Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through the 'Pit Of Puberty' grate by Anna Kournikova, her head is split open and her brain pops out.

Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick.

Kelly Wiglesworth: Head eaten by Susan Hawk.

Michael Skupin: Fell in fire upon entering the ring

Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring.

Jerri Manthey: Stomach explodes after being fed uncooked rice and hot water by Keith Famie.

Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives wielded by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Tina Wesson smashes her head into a turnbuckle.

Colby Donaldson: Tina Wesson makes him cry, then smashes his head on her breasts.

Colleen Haskell: Neck broken after getting her head jammed up Richard Hatch's butt.

Richard Hatch: Thrown into a wall by his penis.

Jeff Probst: Tina Wesson burns him with a torch, since he deserted them all on the island.

The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch.

Bruce Willis: Le quitaron su cabeza..

Jack Osbourne: Después de que le patearan por los testículos, declara que el "siempre se bañaba junto con su hermana", haciendo que su ingle explotara.

Mary-Kate Olsen: Después de comerse el pastelillo de Kelly Osbourne, se hincha como un globo, y súbitamente explota.

Ashley Olsen: Cuatro CDs (usados como Shurikés por Kelly Osbourne) le cortan el rostro.

Gwen Stefani: Dos chupetas dulces le perforan sus ojos, y luego la desnucan hasta arrancarle la cabeza.

Sacha Baron Cohen: Le quitan dos dedos, cejas, y su estómago.

Sean Penn: Un ladrillo le eplasta la cabeza por parte de Mills Lane

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Fue perforado con el cádaver de Chris Rock.

Horatio Sanz: Sus tripas fueron sacadas por un jaló con la lengua.

Jamie Foxx: Le aplastaron su cabeza dentro de un piano.